Saturday, November 19, 2005

You know you are from TEXAS if........
~You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, WichitaFalls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
~A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
~You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
~You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
~You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
~You measure distance in minutes.
~Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
~You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
~You know cowpies are not made of beef.
~Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
~You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
~You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
~A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F-250 Turbo Diesel 4x4 is.
~You know everything goes better with Ranch.~You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
~You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to theocean.
~Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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If you are from Texas sign this and pass it on to share with other Texans!!
Lets see how many people we can get from the Lone Star State!!!
1. Erin K. - New Braunfels TX2. Tasena H.- Leander TX3. Melo - Katy, TX4. Charlie - Washington BIRTHPLACE OF Tx5. Jeremy - Brenham, TX6. Sarah- Spring and Washington, TX7. Hailey-Brenham, TX8.Lisa-Temple tx9. Andrew-- copperas cove tx10. Nikki-Corpus Christi/Killeen Tx11. Jasen - Dallas, Tx.12. Joseph - FT. Worth, TX.13. Daniel - Killeen, TX14. Stephen- Nacogdoches, TX.15. Sarah-Nacogdoches, TX16. Joel V. - Nacogdoches,TX17. heather mills parker-dallas, tx18. Kim-Lufkin, TX 19. Dillon T. - Diboll/Lufkin, TX20. Jaimee- Center, TX21.hunter-huntsville,tx22. Courtney - Missouri City, TX23. Mark - Missouri City, TX24. Jessica - Missouri City, TX25. Brittni- Missouri City, TX!26. Stephanie-Abilene, TX27. Keke-LeNe tOwn, TX28. Jonathan-Lil' Jon- Lene town, TX29. Kristina- Abilene, TX(right now germany cuz military)30. Chris-ABILENE, TX --- Hell yea baby!!31. Manases AKA NOS - LENE TOWN, TX AKA ABILENE BUT CURRENTLY CEDAR HILL/DALLAS TX32. Alan Dallas, TX Lived here all my life, 27 years. (Even turned down a high paying job to stay in Texas, NOW THATS DEVOTION). 33. Lance - New Braunfels/Dallas34. Vanessa - bedford, TX35. Timothy - Albany/Fort Worth, TX36. Amanda - Garland/ currently Lewisville, tx37. Morgan- Mesquite, Dallas, Garland, Plano, Allen, Richardson... pretty much every suburb of dallas.... lol38. Preston - Mesquite, Allen and fuck do I miss them39. Natasha-Dallas, Granbury, Sanger, Denton, Arlington, Lewisville, Coppell....so pretty much everywhere in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area.... 40. Jeramie... DALLAS...41. Stephanie~~Fort Worth 42. Emily - Crowley,Tx

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